I Doeth What I Wanteth Tote Bag – Funny Shakespeare Gift, Sarcastic Bookish Tote

🎭 To be or not to be… sassy? That is not even a question. 🤌

For those who appreciate classic literature with a side of sarcasm, the I Doeth What I Wanteth Tote Bag is a Shakespearean masterpiece of sass. Featuring the Bard himself serving Elizabethan attitude, this tote is perfect for book lovers, theatre kids, English majors, and anyone who enjoys their literature with a rebellious twist.

Whether you’re storming out of a debate like a Shakespearean villain, attending a play, or simply flexing your literary wit, this spacious and sturdy tote is as functional as it is dramatic. Because, let’s be honest—Shakespeare would totally approve.

📖 Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Spacious & Sturdy – 38cm x 40cm—big enough for books, scrolls, or your latest dramatic monologue.
✔ Durable Polyester Canvas – Lightweight yet strong, perfect for daily use (or carrying the weight of your literary genius).
✔ Hilariously Bold Design – A cheeky Shakespeare-inspired print that says, “I appreciate the classics, but I also do what I want.”
✔ Perfect for Everyday Use – Whether you’re grabbing coffee, heading to the theatre, or delivering a grand exit worthy of a tragedy, this tote is ready.
✔ The Ultimate Gift for Literary Rebels – Ideal for English teachers, theatre nerds, bookworms, and anyone fluent in dramatic exits.

💡 Care Instructions:

📖 Handle with the grace of a Shakespearean soliloquy—machine wash on a gentle cycle and air dry to keep it looking fabulous.

🎁 This isn’t just a bag—it’s a historical roast in tote form. Snag yours now before the peasants get their hands on it! 🎭✨