My Car. My Cup Holder. My Smut. Car Coasters – The Only Rules That Matter. 🔥📚
Inspired by that legendary Iron Flame quote (you know the one 👀), these My Car. My Cup Holder. My Smut. reusable car coasters are made for spicy book lovers who live by their own rules – and a few fictional obsessions.
Crafted from premium neoprene material with a sturdy anti-slip backing, these coasters soak up coffee chaos, prevent sticky cup holder disasters, and flex your bookish priorities while you drive. Easy to rinse and reuse, because let’s face it, you’re too busy saving fictional worlds (and crushing on dragon riders) to clean every day.
Key Features:
7cm wide, 5mm thick – fits most standard car cup holders perfectly
Neoprene material – absorbs spills, mess, and drama
Anti-slip backing – stays put even when life (or the plot) gets wild
Easy to clean – rinse with water, air dry, and you’re golden
Lightweight and durable – just like your love for spicy fantasy novels
Care Instructions:
Gently rinse with cool water and mild soap as needed
Allow to air dry completely before placing back into your car
Avoid abrasive scrubbing to keep your bold print fresh
Because in this car, the priorities are clear: caffeine, smut, and survival. 🐉💋
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