Witches, Hexes & Questionable Men

10 witchy and paranormal romance books for readers who like their magic with a side of questionable decisions.

I’ve been thinking about something.

If I had magical powers, I’d like to believe I’d use them responsibly.

You know, make the house clean itself. Fold the washing. Magically refill my iced coffee without having to get off the couch.

Maybe convince my Kindle that buying another book doesn’t count if I haven’t finished the previous seventeen.

Perfectly sensible uses of magic.

But apparently the witches in romance novels have other priorities.

One accidentally summons a demon instead of flour.

Another gets drunk and curses her ex-boyfriend.

One discovers the attractive man next door has been keeping some fairly significant secrets.

And somewhere along the way, a Grim Reaper develops romantic complications with a Guardian Angel.

Honestly, I think the magical community needs better supervision.

Or at least a decent relationship counsellor.

Because after collecting these witchy romance recommendations, I’ve come to one very important conclusion.

Having magical powers does absolutely nothing to improve your taste in fictional men.

And I say that as someone whose Kindle library isn’t exactly a shining example of sensible romantic decisions.

So I’ve rounded up ten witchy and paranormal romance books for spooky season, covering everything from cosy magical rom-coms and spicy demon boyfriends to dangerous dark academia and seriously questionable supernatural relationships.

There’s something for readers who want a little magic with their romance, and something for those of us who occasionally prefer our fictional men with more red flags than a sporting event.

Let’s see what the spellbook has dragged in.

Before You Start Casting Spells

A quick note about the books on this list.

Not all witchy romances are created equal.

Some are sweet, funny and cosy, with just enough spice to make your afternoon coffee break interesting.

Others are genuinely dark, featuring violence, manipulation, disturbing themes and enough questionable behaviour to make you wonder whether the magical authorities have a complaints department.

And some aren’t technically witch romances at all, but fit the spooky paranormal mood far too well to leave out.

I’m looking at you, Grim Reaper.

Spice and darkness are not the same thing. A book can have plenty of romance and very little explicit content, or be seriously disturbing without being particularly romantic.

I’ve included a vibe, reading recommendation and comfort-level note for each book. These are recommendations and reading-list discoveries, not personal reviews of books I haven’t finished.

If you’re reading darker romance, please check the author’s full content warnings first.

Dark romance is not a surprise party.

Right.

Let’s investigate why nobody in these books can just have a normal Tuesday.

When the Magic Goes Wrong. Naturally.

We’re starting with witches whose spells don’t quite go according to plan.

And honestly, given what happens next, I’m beginning to understand why magical qualifications might be important.

1. A Witch’s Guide to Fake Dating a Demon by Sarah Hawley

She wanted flour. She got a demon. I feel like something went wrong in the recipe.

Have you ever been in the middle of baking and realised you’ve run out of flour?

Annoying, isn’t it?

Most of us would go to the shops.

Mariel Spark accidentally summons a demon.

A proper, soul-collecting demon.

Named Ozroth the Ruthless.

Because apparently her magical pantry operates a little differently from mine.

Mariel comes from a powerful family of witches, and everyone expects her to be exceptionally talented.

Unfortunately, her spells have a habit of doing their own thing.

So when she tries to summon flour and ends up with Ozroth standing in front of her, things become considerably more complicated.

Especially because he wants her soul.

And can’t leave until she agrees to a bargain.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I think that would create a slightly uncomfortable atmosphere in the kitchen.

Naturally, the solution involves pretending they’re dating.

Because apparently explaining an accidentally summoned demon to your family is more embarrassing than introducing him as your new boyfriend.

A Witch’s Guide to Fake Dating a Demon is a spicy paranormal romantic comedy with forced proximity, fake dating, magical mishaps and plenty of romantic tension.

It’s the first book in the Glimmer Falls series.

The vibe: Witchy rom-com, accidental demon summoning, fake dating, forced proximity and open-door spice.

Read this if: You enjoy funny, magical romance with a grumpy supernatural man who really wasn’t supposed to be there.

Reader note: Contains explicit adult content, fantasy violence and difficult family dynamics, including emotional abuse. Check the author’s full content warnings.

And honestly, if I ever develop magical powers, I’m testing them on something considerably less ambitious than summoning baking ingredients.

2. Spookily Yours by Jennifer Chipman

My cat is a demon. That explains some things.

I think this might be one of my favourite premises on the entire list.

Imagine having a cat.

A perfectly ordinary cat.

Well, as ordinary as cats ever are.

It sleeps wherever it wants, ignores your instructions and acts like the entire house belongs to it.

Then you discover it’s actually a demon.

A real demon.

Trapped in a cat’s body.

Suddenly, a lot of feline behaviour starts making sense.

Spookily Yours follows a witch living in the magical town of Pleasant Grove who discovers that her feline companion has a rather significant supernatural secret.

He’s cursed.

He needs her help.

And breaking the curse becomes a considerably more romantic undertaking than she anticipated.

Because apparently the solution to having a demon cat isn’t calling a priest.

It’s developing feelings.

Which is certainly one approach.

This is a playful, spicy paranormal romance with a proper Halloween atmosphere, magical small-town charm and an extremely unusual housemate situation.

It’s also the first book in the Witches of Pleasant Grove series.

The vibe: Witchy romance, cursed demon, forced proximity, magical small town, Halloween atmosphere and open-door spice.

Read this if: You want a spooky, funny romance with a supernatural boyfriend who started out as somebody’s pet.

Reader note: Adult paranormal romance involving curses and explicit content. Check the book’s content information for your comfort level.

I do have one question, though.

If your cat turns out to be a demon, does that mean you can finally get him to contribute to the household bills?

Because that seems fair.

3. Go Hex Yourself by Jessica Clare

Applied for a job. Got an irritatingly attractive warlock. Where was this listing on Seek?

Job hunting is exhausting.

You spend hours looking through advertisements, updating your CV and convincing employers that you’re enthusiastic about doing things you’d rather not be doing.

Then there’s Reggie Johnson.

She applies for a job she thinks is related to her favourite card game.

Sounds brilliant.

Imagine getting paid to work with something you genuinely enjoy.

Unfortunately, there’s been a slight misunderstanding.

The job is actually to become a witch’s familiar.

As in, real witches.

Real magic.

Actual spells.

Not quite what she thought she was signing up for.

Still, the pay is good, the accommodation is included and the employer seems reasonably lovely.

There’s just one problem.

Ben Magnus.

The employer’s nephew.

A powerful warlock who is apparently attractive enough to be annoying about it.

And he seems determined to make Reggie’s new job as difficult as possible.

Naturally, there’s a dangerous curse that requires them to work together.

Because apparently workplace conflict resolution in magical households involves supernatural danger and romantic tension.

Go Hex Yourself is a steamy paranormal romantic comedy with enemies-to-lovers banter, forced proximity and magical workplace chaos.

The vibe: Magical workplace, witch’s familiar, irritating warlock, enemies to lovers and open-door romance.

Read this if: You love romantic tension between people who initially cannot stand each other, particularly when one of them is far too attractive for his own good.

Reader note: Adult paranormal romance with magical danger and explicit scenes. A lighter alternative to the extreme dark-romance books later in this list.

I genuinely think more job advertisements should be this interesting.

Although perhaps they should disclose the irritating warlock situation during the interview.

Witches With Questionable Dating Histories

Now we’re moving into familiar territory.

Ex-boyfriends.

Romantic mistakes.

Attractive neighbours.

And the occasional magical revenge plan.

Honestly, take away the witchcraft and we’re practically back in the real world.

4. The Ex Hex by Erin Sterling

Most people block their ex. She cursed him. I respect the commitment.

We’ve all had moments when an ex-boyfriend wasn’t exactly our favourite person.

Maybe you deleted his number.

Maybe you blocked him.

Maybe you spent an evening with your best friend and a bottle of wine discussing exactly why he was a terrible idea.

Vivienne Jones takes things a little further.

She curses him.

After a breakup, a little vodka and some emotional decision-making lead to a spell that she doesn’t particularly expect to work.

Nine years later, Rhys Penhallow returns to Graves Glen.

And suddenly things start going wrong.

Really wrong.

Because that supposedly harmless curse wasn’t quite as harmless as Vivienne thought.

Now the magical problems are spreading beyond Rhys, and the two of them have to work together to stop things getting worse.

Which is inconvenient.

Particularly when your ex is still irritatingly attractive.

The Ex Hex is a second-chance witchy romantic comedy with small-town charm, Halloween atmosphere and magical disasters.

There’s something wonderfully relatable about the idea of making an emotional decision at the end of a relationship and having it come back to haunt you years later.

Most of us just have embarrassing messages to worry about.

Vivienne has actual magical consequences.

The vibe: Second-chance romance, cursed ex, magical small town, Halloween festival and romantic comedy.

Read this if: You love second-chance romance, witchy humour and stories where the ex-boyfriend really should have stayed blocked.

Reader note: A lighter supernatural romance with romantic heat, magical peril and humorous chaos, rather than extreme horror.

Honestly, the real lesson here is never mix vodka, heartbreak and witchcraft.

That sounds like a policy worth putting on the fridge.

5. Hot Hex Boyfriend by Carly Bloom

The attractive neighbour has been keeping secrets. Of course he has.

There’s something about fictional neighbours.

They never seem to be ordinary people who quietly bring their bins in and occasionally mow the lawn.

No.

They’re always suspiciously handsome.

Usually hiding something.

And apparently sometimes they’ve been sent to keep an eye on your entire magical bloodline.

Meet Delia Merriweather.

She’s grown up being told the women in her family are witches.

There’s just one problem.

None of them seem to have any actual magic.

So Delia has understandably become a little sceptical.

Then she accidentally breaks a family curse.

Suddenly, the Merriweather women have powers.

Real powers.

And Max Halifax, the gorgeous neighbour, turns out to know considerably more about the situation than he’s letting on.

He’s not simply a handsome man who happened to move in next door.

He’s connected to the magical world and has been keeping watch over Delia’s family.

Which raises a few questions.

Starting with whether there’s a formal complaints process for attractive supernatural neighbours who fail to disclose important information.

Hot Hex Boyfriend is a lighthearted, steamy witchy romance with small-town charm, family magic, secrets and romantic tension.

The vibe: Small-town magic, handsome neighbour, family curse, hidden identities and romantic comedy.

Read this if: You enjoy cosy magical communities, meddling families and suspiciously attractive men with complicated secrets.

Reader note: A lighter witchy romance with some steam, magical conflict and emotional tension. Not an extreme dark-romance read.

I feel like Delia deserves some sort of compensation.

A family curse, a secret magical society and a neighbour who’s been withholding information?

At minimum, he should be responsible for taking the bins out.

6. Payback’s a Witch by Lana Harper

Several witches discover they’ve been wronged by the same man. This should be interesting.

Now this one offers something different.

Because apparently the women in this book have decided that one particular man has caused quite enough trouble.

And frankly, good for them.

Payback’s a Witch follows Emmy Harlow, who’s returning to the magical town of Thistle Grove after spending years away.

Coming home means dealing with old memories, complicated family expectations and Gareth Blackmoore.

Gareth is wealthy, powerful and apparently very good at breaking hearts.

Unfortunately for him, some of the women he’s wronged have started comparing notes.

Never underestimate what happens when women begin sharing information.

Especially when those women are witches.

Emmy becomes involved in a magical competition and a revenge plan alongside Talia Avramov, who is considerably more interesting than the man they’re trying to get even with.

And that’s where the romance comes in.

This is a sapphic witchy romantic comedy combining magical rivalry, revenge, family legacy and a charming small-town setting.

I particularly like including it because witchy romance doesn’t have to be all brooding warlocks and demonic boyfriends.

Sometimes the best romantic development is realising the woman standing next to you is considerably more appealing than the man you’ve both been wasting time on.

The vibe: Sapphic witchy romance, magical competition, revenge, small-town magic and romantic tension.

Read this if: You enjoy magical rivalries, queer romance, clever heroines and a revenge plan that develops an unexpected romantic subplot.

Reader note: Adult sapphic romance with an open-door approach, relationship conflict and magical competition. It’s the first book in the Witches of Thistle Grove series.

My only concern is that Gareth probably should have realised his situation was getting dangerous a little earlier.

When multiple witches start comparing notes about you, I’d suggest leaving town.

Witchcraft, But Make It Comforting

Not every magical romance needs a dangerous demon or a fictional man with enough red flags to decorate a small country.

Sometimes I want something charming.

Somewhere with flowers, a cosy shop, a grumpy love interest and a happy ending.

And apparently a houseplant that occasionally considers murder.

Naturally.

7. Violet Thistlewaite Is Not a Villain Anymore by Emily Krempholtz

She’s left her villain era behind. Unfortunately, nobody informed the houseplant.

I love the idea of a fictional villain deciding they’ve had enough.

Enough darkness.

Enough evil.

Enough terrible employment conditions.

Time for a career change.

Violet Thistlewaite has spent years working for a powerful dark sorcerer.

But now that he’s dead, she decides it’s finally time to turn her life around.

She’s going to be good.

She’s going to open a flower shop.

She’s going to start fresh in a charming little town.

Perfect.

Except her past has a habit of following her.

Her new business isn’t exactly problem-free.

And her sentient houseplant still has some rather concerning ideas about acceptable behaviour.

Then there’s Nathaniel Marsh.

A grumpy alchemist who shares her greenhouse and seems completely unimpressed by Violet’s attempts to build a new life.

Honestly, imagine leaving behind a career in dark magic only to discover your next problem is an irritatingly attractive coworker.

And a homicidal houseplant.

I don’t know which one would be more exhausting.

Violet Thistlewaite Is Not a Villain Anymore is a cosy fantasy romance about redemption, second chances, found family and making peace with your past.

The vibe: Cosy fantasy, reformed villain, plant magic, grumpy alchemist, found family and grumpy/sunshine romance.

Read this if: You want a warm, funny magical romance with heartfelt character development and a wonderfully ridiculous supporting cast.

Reader note: This is a low-spice romance. I’m including it for its magical atmosphere, humour and cosy romantic storyline, not because it’s a high-heat read.

And honestly?

If I were opening a flower shop, I’d probably check whether any of the plants had murderous tendencies before signing the lease.

Seems like reasonable due diligence.

Dark Magic & Even Darker Decisions

Right.

We’ve had our cosy witches.

We’ve discussed cursed ex-boyfriends, demon cats and a houseplant that needs an attitude adjustment.

Now we’re entering the part of the magical romance shelf where things become considerably less wholesome.

These next two are for readers who genuinely enjoy dark paranormal romance.

Please don’t mistake the pretty covers for a guarantee of emotional safety.

8. The Coven by Harper L. Woods

The university prospectus definitely left out some important information.

I have questions about fictional magical universities.

Mainly, why does nobody investigate them properly before enrolling?

The buildings are always ancient.

The staff are suspicious.

The rules are questionable.

And there’s invariably one extremely attractive person in a position of authority who should absolutely not be trusted.

The Coven follows Willow Madizza, a witch with a powerful magical heritage and a secret plan.

She arrives at Hollow’s Grove University with revenge on her mind.

The university itself is filled with dark magic, dangerous secrets and enough suspicious behaviour to justify a very thorough investigation.

Then there’s Alaric Grayson Thorne.

The headmaster.

Also known as Gray.

A ruthless, manipulative, dangerously attractive man who is clearly not making the educational environment any more straightforward.

Now, I’m not saying every fictional headmaster is a problem.

But when the institution is filled with supernatural secrets and the man running it is morally questionable, I feel like somebody should be contacting the relevant education department.

Preferably before anybody gets romantically involved.

The Coven is a dark, spicy gothic romantasy combining witches, demons, forbidden attraction and a dangerous magical university.

It’s the first book in the Coven of Bones series.

And it ends on a cliffhanger.

Because apparently surviving the university isn’t enough.

You also have to enrol in the next book.

The vibe: Dark academia, witches, demons, dangerous headmaster, forbidden romance, revenge and high spice.

Read this if: You enjoy genuinely dark romantasy, morally grey love interests and a gothic university full of secrets.

Reader warning: This is a much darker book. The author’s warnings include consent violations, graphic violence, abuse, ritualistic murder and intense sexual content. Check the full warnings and your comfort level before reading.

Honestly, I think Hollow’s Grove needs a very serious compliance audit.

9. Soul of a Witch by Harley Laroux

She discovers an ancient demon. Apparently that’s one way to complicate your spiritual journey.

Now we’re getting into the sort of book that requires a fully charged Kindle and absolutely no judgement from anybody sitting nearby.

Soul of a Witch follows Everly, a powerful witch whose entire life has been controlled by a brutal religious cult.

She’s spent years having her magic suppressed and her choices dictated by other people.

But after a violent event changes everything, she discovers a mysterious house filled with ancient magic.

And Callum.

An extremely powerful demon who’s been searching for her for a very long time.

Now, a demon who’s spent thousands of years looking for a particular woman sounds like an impressive level of dedication.

In fiction.

In real life, I’d have several questions.

And probably some concerns.

Callum believes Everly’s magic could change everything, but the forces working against them are far more dangerous than an ordinary supernatural disagreement.

There’s ancient power, religious horror, dark magic and the possibility of catastrophic consequences.

Not exactly a relaxing little Halloween romance.

Soul of a Witch is the third book in Harley Laroux’s Souls Trilogy, featuring interconnected paranormal romances set within the same supernatural world.

This is firmly at the darker and spicier end of the list.

The vibe: Dark demon romance, powerful witch, ancient magic, cult horror, forbidden power, intense attraction and very high spice.

Read this if: You enjoy extreme dark paranormal romance with dangerous supernatural stakes and a deeply complicated demon love interest.

Reader warning: This story includes religious abuse, cult-related trauma, graphic violence, horror and intense adult sexual themes. Please check the author’s complete content warnings. Although the trilogy follows different central relationships, reading the earlier books will help with the wider story.

And if you’re wondering whether this is one of those books I’d recommend reading somewhere public?

Let’s just say I’d keep the Bluetooth firmly disconnected.

Some books really don’t need an audience.

The Honorary Witchy Problem

10. Grim Tidings by B.K. Borison

She works for Death. He works in protection. This sounds like an HR nightmare.

Okay.

I know what you’re thinking.

Cassie, this is supposed to be a list of witchy romance books.

And you’re absolutely right.

But I found a book involving a Grim Reaper, a Guardian Angel and a supernatural workplace disagreement that turns romantic.

What was I supposed to do?

Leave it out?

I have standards.

They’re questionable, but I do have them.

Grim Tidings follows Darcy Moore.

She’s a Grim Reaper.

An actual Grim Reaper.

Which is a fairly demanding career, I’d imagine.

Especially if you’re starting to question the entire point of your job.

Darcy has had enough of death and decides she wants to save someone instead of collecting them.

Unfortunately, her decision brings her into conflict with Gabriel Aetos.

A Guardian Angel who’s extremely serious about protecting his little corner of the world.

And who has some concerns about a Grim Reaper turning up and interfering with his responsibilities.

Naturally, neither of them is particularly impressed with the other.

At first.

Because nothing says potential romance quite like a supernatural disagreement over the fate of someone’s soul.

Grim Tidings is the second book in B.K. Borison’s Ghosted series, released in September 2026.

It’s a paranormal romantic comedy with enemies-to-lovers tension, workplace-style supernatural conflict and a more emotional, whimsical atmosphere than the extreme dark romances above.

And I love that contrast.

One minute I’m looking at a witch and an ancient demon dealing with apocalyptic consequences.

The next, I’m investigating whether Death and a Guardian Angel can make a relationship work.

My Kindle clearly believes in variety.

The vibe: Grim Reaper, Guardian Angel, enemies to lovers, supernatural workplace drama, humour and romantic tension.

Read this if: You enjoy cosy paranormal romance with clever banter, unusual supernatural characters and a little emotional depth.

Reader note: Darcy is a reaper, not a witch. This is my honorary spooky-season wildcard rather than a traditional witch romance. It’s also book two in the Ghosted series, so check the series information before jumping in.

Honestly, I can’t stop thinking about the workplace implications.

Do they have different departments?

Is Gabriel technically interfering with Darcy’s job?

Who’s approving annual leave?

And if they break up, who gets custody of the afterlife?

I have questions.

So Which Magical Relationship Disaster Should You Choose?

If you’ve reached this point and your Kindle wishlist has become considerably longer, welcome to the club.

Here’s my quick guide to deciding which magical problem deserves your attention first.

Your current reading mood	Your next Kindle problem
I want a demon boyfriend and some proper spice	A Witch’s Guide to Fake Dating a Demon
My cat might secretly be supernatural	Spookily Yours
Give me enemies-to-lovers workplace chaos	Go Hex Yourself
My ex deserves a little magical inconvenience	The Ex Hex
The attractive neighbour is hiding something	Hot Hex Boyfriend
I’d rather date the witch than the problematic man	Payback’s a Witch
I need cosy magic and a mildly homicidal plant	Violet Thistlewaite Is Not a Villain Anymore
Give me a dangerous magical university	The Coven
I want very dark, very spicy demon romance	Soul of a Witch
A Grim Reaper and an angel? I’m listening	Grim Tidings

If You Want Cosy, Funny and Magical

Start with The Ex Hex, Hot Hex Boyfriend or Violet Thistlewaite Is Not a Villain Anymore.

These are better choices when you want magical charm and romantic tension without diving straight into extreme dark romance.

Just remember that Violet Thistlewaite is much lower spice.

If You Want Your Magic with More Heat

Try A Witch’s Guide to Fake Dating a Demon, Spookily Yours or Go Hex Yourself.

They combine romantic comedy with open-door adult romance and plenty of supernatural complications.

If You Want Darker and More Intense

The Coven and Soul of a Witch are the books I’d point experienced dark-romance readers towards.

They’re not interchangeable with the lighter titles, and the content warnings matter.

If You Want Something Different

Payback’s a Witch brings sapphic romance and a magical revenge plot, while Grim Tidings gives you an unusual reaper-and-angel pairing.

And if you’re after more Halloween relationship complications, my other seasonal reading guides cover short, spicy Halloween novellas and paranormal why-choose romance.

Apparently one fictional boyfriend wasn’t enough.

Now some of them aren’t even human.

Quick Answers

What are some good spicy witchy romance books?

A Witch’s Guide to Fake Dating a Demon, Spookily Yours and Go Hex Yourself are strong starting points if you want witchcraft, humour and open-door romance.

For something significantly darker, The Coven and Soul of a Witch feature intense supernatural storylines and high heat.

Check the individual content warnings before choosing.

Are witchy romance books always spicy?

No.

Witch romance ranges from low-spice cosy fantasy to explicit dark paranormal romance.

Violet Thistlewaite Is Not a Villain Anymore, for example, is primarily a cosy fantasy romance with low spice, while Soul of a Witch is firmly at the extreme dark and explicit end.

The presence of magic tells you very little about the heat level.

What are the best witchy rom-com books for Halloween?

The Ex Hex and Spookily Yours are particularly well suited to Halloween reading because of their seasonal settings and atmosphere.

A Witch’s Guide to Fake Dating a Demon and Hot Hex Boyfriend are also good choices if you prefer small-town magical romance and romantic comedy.

Not every book in this guide takes place specifically on Halloween. Some are recommended for their supernatural, witchy or gothic atmosphere.

Which witch romance books have dark academia?

The Coven by Harper L. Woods is the strongest dark-academia recommendation in this collection.

It’s set around a dangerous magical university and features forbidden romance, secrets, revenge and extremely dark themes.

Readers should also be aware that it’s part of an ongoing story and ends on a cliffhanger.

Are these witchy romances available on Kindle Unlimited in Australia?

Kindle Unlimited availability depends on the title, edition, country and current publishing arrangements.

Check the Australian Kindle listing before assuming a particular book is included.

And if you’re anything like me, perhaps avoid browsing the related recommendations immediately afterwards.

That’s how a perfectly innocent book search becomes seventeen new Kindle purchases.

Do I need to read the books in series order?

Some of these are series openers, while others appear later in their respective series.

A Witch’s Guide to Fake Dating a Demon, Spookily Yours, The Coven and Payback’s a Witch begin their series.

Soul of a Witch is book three of the Souls Trilogy, while Grim Tidings is book two of Ghosted.

Check the relevant series reading order if you prefer to follow the full storyline.

The Final Spell: My Kindle Needs Adult Supervision

Well.

I started looking for a few witchy romance books.

Perfectly reasonable October activity.

Now I’ve got a demon who was supposed to be flour, an ex-boyfriend who’s been cursed, a warlock with an attitude problem, a magical university that needs investigating and a Grim Reaper having relationship difficulties with a Guardian Angel.

Oh, and a murderous houseplant.

Can’t forget the houseplant.

Honestly, the fictional dating pool has become a very strange place.

But that’s what I love about paranormal romance.

You can go from cosy small-town magic to genuinely dark supernatural danger without ever leaving the genre.

One book has you laughing about a cursed cat.

The next has you questioning whether a powerful ancient demon counts as an acceptable fictional boyfriend.

And somewhere in between, there’s a witch who could have avoided an enormous amount of trouble by simply going to the supermarket for flour.

Relatable.

Sort of.

As for me, I’m beginning to think that if I ever did develop magical powers, I’d be far too tempted to use them irresponsibly.

Not for anything dramatic.

Just a spell to keep my iced coffee cold.

Something to stop my Kindle from running out of storage.

And perhaps a tiny enchantment that prevents me from falling for another fictional man whose entire personality is a collection of warning signs.

Actually, scratch that last one.

I’d probably just remove the spell.

Now I need to know: Which magical disaster are you choosing?

The demon boyfriend?

The cursed ex?

The dangerously attractive warlock?

The Grim Reaper?

Or are you packing your bags and moving to the magical town with the homicidal houseplant?

Because honestly, I need somebody to explain how we’ve ended up here.

And if anyone knows a spell that magically clears a Kindle TBR?

Please share.

Some things are between me, my Kindle and my questionable fictional taste.

Happy spooky reading! 🎃

Summon Your Reading-Night Vibes

Apparently my Kindle isn’t the only thing that deserves a spooky-season upgrade. If you’re putting together a witchy reading night, I’ve got a few things in my EmberSas shop to help set the mood.

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