It Takes a Village and a Vineyard Tote Bag – Funny Parenting & Wine Lover Gift, Eco-Friendly Reusable Shopping Tote

🍷 Parenting isn’t easy—but wine sure helps! 🍷

For the mums, dads, and caregivers who know that raising kids requires a village (and maybe a vineyard), the It Takes a Village and a Vineyard Tote Bag is the perfect mix of sass, style, and practicality. Whether you’re running errands, hauling snacks, grabbing groceries, or stocking up on your well-earned wine, this tote has you covered. Spacious, durable, and effortlessly stylish, it’s your new go-to for tackling the daily chaos—wine optional, but highly encouraged.

Made from lightweight yet sturdy polyester canvas, this 35.5 cm x 40.6 cm tote is designed to hold parenting must-haves, groceries, and a bottle (or two) of your favourite vino. Featuring long 50.8 cm handles, it’s easy to sling over your shoulder, keeping your hands free for kids, coffee, or that much-needed glass of red.

🍷 Key Features:

✔ Hilarious & Relatable Design – Because parenting and wine go hand in hand.
✔ Spacious & Practical – 35.5 cm x 40.6 cm tote with long 50.8 cm handles for effortless carrying.
✔ Durable Polyester Canvas – Lightweight but strong enough for daily parenting chaos.
✔ Eco-Friendly Alternative – Ditch plastic bags and carry your essentials in sustainable style!
✔ Multi-Purpose & Stylish – Perfect for grocery hauls, errands, wine runs, and parenting must-haves.

✨ Care Instructions:

• Machine washable for easy cleaning.
• Tumble dry on a cool setting to prevent shrinking.
• Avoid harsh detergents & bleach to keep the sassy design looking fresh.

🎁 Perfect for:

✔️ Parents who juggle it all—and deserve a drink.
✔️ Gifting fellow mums, dads, and caregivers with a sense of humour.
✔️ Carrying everything from nappies to wine, with style and sass.

🥂 Because some days, parenting takes a village… and some days, it takes a vineyard! Snag yours now and sip (or shop) in style.