If your idea of Pilates involves pies and lattes instead of planks and lunges, then this hilarious tote bag is made just for you! The Pilates? Oh, I Thought You Said Pies & Lattes Tote Bag is the ultimate cheeky accessory for those who prefer coffee dates over crunches and pastries over push-ups.
Crafted from high-quality polyester canvas, this spacious 35.5 cm x 40.5 cm tote is lightweight yet durable, making it perfect for shopping, errands, or carrying your latest book haul. With comfortable 50 cm handles, you can sling it over your shoulder and let the world know where your priorities really lie—snacks first, workouts… maybe later.
🥐 ☕ Key Features:
- Hilarious foodie-inspired design – because who wouldn’t choose pastries and coffee over Pilates?
- Spacious & practical – 35.5 cm x 40.5 cm tote with long 50 cm handles for easy carrying.
- Durable polyester canvas – sturdy enough for books, groceries, or gym gear (if you insist).
- Eco-friendly alternative – swap plastic bags for sustainable, sassy style.
- Lightweight & easy to carry – because carrying snacks shouldn’t be a workout.
✨ Care Instructions:
- Machine washable for easy care.
- Tumble dry on a cool setting to avoid shrinking.
- Avoid bleach to keep that sassy print looking fresh.
🎁 Perfect for:
✔️ Foodies who love a side of humour with their snacks.
✔️ Gifting your Pilates-avoiding, latte-loving bestie.
✔️ Carrying groceries, books, or bakery treats in style.
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