Pilates? Oh, I Thought You Said Pies & Lattes Tote Bag – Funny Foodie Gift, Coffee Lover Canvas Bag, Reusable Shopping Tote

🥐 ☕ Who needs burpees when you have bakery runs? 🍩

If your idea of Pilates involves pies and lattes instead of planks and lunges, then the Pilates? Oh, I Thought You Said Pies & Lattes Tote Bag was made just for you! This cheeky, foodie-inspired tote is perfect for those who prefer caffeine over cardio and pastries over push-ups. Whether you’re hitting the coffee shop, farmers’ market, or just flexing your snack-loving priorities, this bag makes a hilarious and stylish statement.

Made from lightweight yet sturdy polyester canvas, this 35.5 cm x 40.5 cm tote is spacious enough for books, groceries, and your latest bakery haul. Designed with long 50 cm handles, it’s perfect for over-the-shoulder carrying—so you can stroll to the café with zero workout effort.

☕🥐 Key Features:

✔ Hilarious Foodie Design – Because carbs and caffeine > cardio.
✔ Spacious & Practical – 35.5 cm x 40.5 cm, plenty of room for groceries, books, and treats.
✔ Durable Polyester Canvas – Lightweight but sturdy enough for daily use.
✔ Comfortable 50 cm Handles – Perfect for easy, over-the-shoulder carrying.
✔ Eco-Friendly Alternative – Say goodbye to plastic bags and hello to sassy sustainability.
✔ Versatile Use – Ideal for shopping, errands, brunch dates, and bakery visits.

✨ Care Instructions:

• Machine washable for easy maintenance.
• Tumble dry on a cool setting to prevent shrinking.
• Avoid bleach or harsh detergents to keep the design fresh.

🎁 Perfect for:

✔️ Foodies who love a good laugh (and a great latte).
✔️ Gifting your Pilates-avoiding, pastry-loving bestie.
✔️ Carrying books, snacks, or your daily essentials in effortless style.

🍩 Let’s be real—brunch is the only workout we need. Snag this tote now and carry your priorities loud and proud!